Good greetings! Stop! Right there! (Unless of course you don???t like incredible adventures and Fun and Stuff!) BUT, if you???re like me and you do, then expect Treasure, pesky Pirate Plots, secret tunnels, a fiendish feathery foe, a Very Unexpected UNCLE??? and of course, ME! If you don???t want a story about exciting Stuff and Things, do NOT open this book! (I know what I would do???*)